It Came From The Desert

BLOODRAYNE: From Console to Big Screen

BLOODRAYNE: From Console to Big Screen

There are guilty pleasures and then there are Uwe Boll movies. Notwithstanding, I will argue to the end of my days how fricking bat-shit awesome BLOODRAYNE is.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

MORTAL KOMBAT!

Video games can be a place for clever and poignant storytelling that is on par with existentialist films of Kubrick or Tarkovsky.  But this?  This is not one of those places.  This is MORTAL KOMBAT!