Kelseios

Kelsey Signed up for a Suicide Space Mission

Kelsey Signed up for a Suicide Space Mission

Knowing Kelsey’s weakness for a good underdog story, she more than likely enlisted her vessel and its crew into the battle as one of seven samurai gunslingers- I mean starships- to take on John Saxon with a Gorbachev splotch over his eye.

We Hope Kelsey Didn't End Up Like Barb on STRANGER THINGS

We Hope Kelsey Didn't End Up Like Barb on STRANGER THINGS

First, we will attempt to communicate with the Kelseios via ham radio and walkie-talkies. If that doesn’t work, we will try an elaborately staged Christmas light display. We have no idea why this works but we’ve had some success with it in the past. 

If Kelsey Went Over the Edge, Let's Start Drowning Our Sorrows

If Kelsey Went Over the Edge, Let's Start Drowning Our Sorrows

Though a longshot...literally...there is a chance that the Kelseios, with its hyperdrive burning at full throttle and leapfrogging through every available wormhole to further and further reaches of the universe, has not only reached but my have also gone right over the edge of the universe.

Kelsey's Trapped by a Mean A.I.

Kelsey's Trapped by a Mean A.I.

The Kelseios is equipped with a very sophisticated AI personality, which not only controls ship’s operations, but also three automatons that are responsible for the tedious and sometimes more dangerous tasks the crew cannot or will not perform.  There is the possibility that this AI has malfunctioned.

Kelsey Don't Be Like Sam Neill in EVENT HORIZON

Kelsey Don't Be Like Sam Neill in EVENT HORIZON

Another transmission would come through as we'd grow closer to the last known location of the missing vessel. A distress signal. Likely riddled with static and alarming behavior...that seems on the level. So of course we would go investigate in that case...

Angry Acidic Aliens Have Attacked Kelsey

Angry Acidic Aliens Have Attacked Kelsey

Scenario Description: An alien Xenomorph has breached the ship's defense and lurks within the many corridors. Over the last year and a half, Kelsey and her crew have hopefully overcome the odds and survived, but most likely the Xenomorph has hunted them down, one by one. Suggested Strategy: