Melissa O’Brien

Blood Over Texas: Cthulhu Gets It On

Where does a ancient deity go to get a date nowadays? eHarmony, OurTime, Nope, he goes straight to his dedicated cult followers to hook him up with a human female to get his freak on and create world-ending spawn. Everyone deserves love right? Even if you’re an evil being that is part giant human, part octopus, and part dragon who likes to go for long swims in the ocean and a fine Chardonnay.