I wondered about the status of my bill about three times during [THE BATMAN] thinking that surely there wasn’t more than 30 minutes left, but there was…there always was.

Now when I say this Monster Week special stuck with me, I don’t necessarily mean that in a good way. At the time, MERMAIDS was Animal Planet’s most-watched program ever, and people didn’t get the memo that it was fake.

please stop blaming things on the moon, except for werewolves, that one is all the moon’s fault.