There are some real clickbait-worthy celebrity gossip stories floating around the internet that are so easy to dismiss in the light of day. That said, once you lay down and your brain casually is like “hey Robyn remember that Twitter thread about how Avril Lavigne died in between the release of her first and second album and was replaced by her body double Melissa Vandella?”, all of a sudden it’s 2am and you’re down the rabbit hole with no hope of escape.

Did you know that the original Ultimate Warrior died in 1991? And he was replaced by an impostor Ultimate Warrior portayed by Kerry Von Erich starting in 1992? Because it totally happened.